Some random thoughts.....
Our country is on a super fast track to the crapper.
I need more guns.
I need more ammo.
I need more training.
Don't freeze a brisket, and then expect it to thaw in the fridge overnight.
Always have a back up plan when you're thinking you'll make brisket for dinner. Thank God for pizza.
Don't wear capris to weed whack the lawn.
Removing the string cap on the weed whacker to pull out more string can make ALL the string come out.
Pull start on a weed whacker is the dumbest invention ever. Blood blisters, anyone?
Vanilla ice cream with chocolate syrup doesn't make all that better, but it helps.
Something about the Man In Black just seemed to fit today.
It's a Johnny Cash kind of day.
Can't say I ever worn Capris to weed wack, but flip flops can be problematic as well.
ReplyDeleteMy question is, who thought it would be a good idea to power a weed wacker with a finnicky fussy model airplane engine?
I can see how flip flops would be problematic as well!
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